Cady Heron (Lohan) is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list girl clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron Samuels (Bennett), the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George (McAdams). [TRAILER]


STEVEN SNYDER'S REVIEW

When you think of “The Godfather,” do you recall the sadness of a family falling apart, or rather the exhilaration of its seedy characters, extreme violence and street justice? When you think of “Gladiator,” do you remember a passionate family man, or a muscular, agitated warrior out for blood?

Movies such as these often claim to have a moral center as they end their stories in dignified fashion. But if you look closely, “The Godfather” really celebrates crime and the mafia, while “Gladiator” is little more than a testosterone-laced movie about sweaty men in bloody fights.

I hope you remember this if you see “Mean Girls,” which ends on a positive note of individuality and self-respect, but spends the majority of its running time as a mean-spirited and vicious insult, advocating the very lifestyle and mindset that it later pretends to criticize. It is a movie that helps me understand why children are becoming sexualized younger every year, and why image has trumped intelligence, friendships and even health as a teenager’s top priority.

Consider the story: Cady (Lindsay Lohan) is a nice, sweet girl who wants to hang out with the popular clique, known as The Plastics. But to be a “Plastic,” she must dumb herself down, start wearing skirts, use makeup, “hang out” with boys and gossip about her teachers and classmates.

Along with her nerdy friends Janis (Lizzy Caplan) and Damian (Daniel Franzese), Cady becomes part of this group as a prank, intending to learn more about who the Plastics are, tell Janis and Damian all their sordid tales and mock them behind their backs. But as the movie goes on, Cady suddenly becomes one of them. She gets caught up in their feuds, fixated on the athletic boys who are always buzzing around, and ends up ditching her old, boring friends on this addictive quest for popularity.

That is, before a final, emotional twist in the story brings her back to her senses, and all returns to the way it should be.

I fear though that viewers will errantly shrug this movie off as a silly little satire. If that is what “Mean Girls” truly was, there would be more criticism and judgment of Cady as she becomes a Plastic, and her actions would not be funny and endearing, but crude and ridiculous. While the end of the film brings this very criticism and judgment, Cady is a cute, funny and engaging Plastic for so long that it seems like an aside in a story that actually celebrates the image and lifestyle, rather than critiquing it.

I know, it’s just a movie, right? I’m sure many will think I’m being too analytical, critical or serious.

But if you watch the energetic moments in this film, they reflect the very worst of human nature. Cady acts dumb to get the boys, and dismisses grades for her popularity. In numerous segments, Cady and her gang make fun of gays, the handicapped, breast implants and anyone who is different than them. Clothing, appearance and social status become the only traits that matter.

It is a mean film with a mean heart, and while its final message seems to be that hatred is bad, I think it’s a trifle we could have done without. After all, those receptive to such a message don’t seek out films like “Mean Girls,” which are dominated by hateful and venomous humor. Parents should instead steer towards “13 Going On 30,” which satirizes the shallowness of adulthood while remaining true to the innocence of youth.

Much as “The Godfather” thrived in scenes of violence, and “Gladiator” in scenes of gore and rage, “Mean Girls” is most alive and energetic when it is mocking, ridiculing and dismissing everyone who fails to follow the Brittany Spears life manual.
Why spend $8? Just stay home and watch MTV.




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