| Cady
Heron (Lohan) is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list girl clique
at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for
Aaron Samuels (Bennett), the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina
George (McAdams). [TRAILER]
STEVEN
SNYDER'S REVIEW
When
you think of “The Godfather,” do
you recall the sadness of a family falling apart, or rather the exhilaration
of its seedy characters, extreme violence and street justice? When
you think of “Gladiator,” do you remember a passionate
family man, or a muscular, agitated warrior out for blood?
Movies such as these often claim to have a moral center as they end
their stories
in dignified fashion. But if you look closely, “The Godfather” really
celebrates crime and the mafia, while “Gladiator” is little more
than a testosterone-laced movie about sweaty men in bloody fights.
I hope you remember this if you see “Mean Girls,” which ends on a
positive note of individuality and self-respect, but spends the majority of its
running time as a mean-spirited and vicious insult, advocating the very lifestyle
and mindset that it later pretends to criticize. It is a movie that helps me
understand why children are becoming sexualized younger every year, and why image
has trumped intelligence, friendships and even health as a teenager’s top
priority.
Consider the story: Cady (Lindsay Lohan) is a nice, sweet girl who wants to hang
out with the popular clique, known as The Plastics. But to be a “Plastic,” she
must dumb herself down, start wearing skirts, use makeup, “hang out” with
boys and gossip about her teachers and classmates.
Along with her nerdy friends Janis (Lizzy Caplan) and Damian (Daniel Franzese),
Cady becomes part of this group as a prank, intending to learn more about who
the Plastics are, tell Janis and Damian all their sordid tales and mock them
behind their backs. But as the movie goes on, Cady suddenly becomes one of them.
She gets caught up in their feuds, fixated on the athletic boys who are always
buzzing around, and ends up ditching her old, boring friends on this addictive
quest for popularity.
That is, before a final, emotional twist in the story brings her back to her
senses, and all returns to the way it should be.
I fear though that viewers will errantly shrug this movie off as a silly little
satire. If that is what “Mean Girls” truly was, there would be more
criticism and judgment of Cady as she becomes a Plastic, and her actions would
not be funny and endearing, but crude and ridiculous. While the end of the film
brings this very criticism and judgment, Cady is a cute, funny and engaging Plastic
for so long that it seems like an aside in a story that actually celebrates the
image and lifestyle, rather than critiquing it.
I know, it’s just a movie, right? I’m sure many will think I’m
being too analytical, critical or serious.
But if you watch the energetic moments in this film, they reflect the very worst
of human nature. Cady acts dumb to get the boys, and dismisses grades for her
popularity. In numerous segments, Cady and her gang make fun of gays, the handicapped,
breast implants and anyone who is different than them. Clothing, appearance and
social status become the only traits that matter.
It is a mean film with a mean heart, and while its final message seems to be
that hatred is bad, I think it’s a trifle we could have done without. After
all, those receptive to such a message don’t seek out films like “Mean
Girls,” which are dominated by hateful and venomous humor. Parents should
instead steer towards “13 Going On 30,” which satirizes the shallowness
of adulthood while remaining true to the innocence of youth.
Much as “The Godfather” thrived in scenes of violence, and “Gladiator” in
scenes of gore and rage, “Mean Girls” is most alive and energetic
when it is mocking, ridiculing and dismissing everyone who fails to follow the
Brittany Spears life manual.
Why spend $8? Just stay home and watch MTV.

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